Weekly Hotspot Twelfth Show
The 12th episode of The Weekly Hot Spot took place on 6-25-10. It was a great show! This week we were so excited to have Ms. Sirena here with us tonight! This was the LAST week for the June Hot Spot contest If you forgot to comment on the weekly hot spot blog last week, hurry and do it now!!
The Mistresses are loving the blog comments & downloads of the show. There were over 200 downloads of last week’s show! Keep downloading as they love your support and love to be part of you listening library!
Weekly Best Calls
Ms. Holly’s Best call of the week was a Cuckolding roleplay! Ms. Delia’s Best call of the week was a caller just a few hours before who asked for and planned a chastity schedule. Want to know more about the calls? Go download the episode 😉
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The Dirty Jokes of the Week:
Ms. Holly’s Joke: Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: “When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times.”
The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to the other mice and replies: “Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day.”
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, “I don’t have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and fuck the cat.”
Ms. Delia’s Joke: George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off. Harriet objected, “George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude.”
“Harriet, she’s a prostitute.”
“I don’t believe you. That sweet young thing?”
“Let’s go up to our room and I’ll prove it.”
In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for ‘Bambi’ to come to room 1217. “Now,” he said, “you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?” Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened it and Bambi walked in, swirling her hips provocatively. George asked, “How much do you charge?” “$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services.” Even George was taken aback. “$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25.” Bambi laughed derisively. “You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price.”
“Well,” said George, “I guess we can’t do business. Goodbye.” After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. She said, “I just can’t believe it!” George said, “Let’s forget it. We’ll go have a drink, then eat dinner.” At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came up behind George, pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, “See what you get for $25?”
Keep the jokes coming because we love to laugh!
Weekly Sex Toy Reviews
Ms. Holly’s worst toy was the Outlaw Vixsin vibe. A $125 vibrator…that should be outlawed! Her Best: Astroglide strawberry.
Delia’s Worst was the Vac-U-lock Double Penetrator. Everything necessary to attach it to for use makes it not so worth it. Her best was Kink Lab’s Hog Tie Kit. Download to hear the complete reviews!
Reviews’ you Can Use Both Mistresses reviewed information about www.enchantrixempire.com, www.sexytexting.com, and Temptation Tuesdays! These reviews tell you how to social network, have an awesome text session, and how to be in the running for a free call every Tuesday! Remember to download Episode 12 for the details.
The Hot Spot Contest:
This is our last week for the June contest. If you have read the rules below, you qualify, so tune in next week to see if you’ve won!.
Hot spot Chat – be in every week to be eligible for the raffle
Stay for 30 mins of the show
Add a comment to TWHS blog!! (new rule but I like it)
The Mistresses fully believe that if you are fit & flexible you will have better sex in the bedroom or wherever you choose to have it!
Ms. Holly’s Tip: Get & use professionals – trainers, etc. She discussed a batriactician over a nutritionist if you are 20 plus lbs overweight
Ms. Delia’s Tip: Practice good oral health! See the dentist every 6 months. Use Wisp mini tooth paste brushes. No water needed! They are cool and cute
Mistress Sirena, our guest:
From www.masturbationhumiliation.com, Ms. Sirena is really into the cuckolds, coerced-bi, strap-on fantasies and getting into the head of the person she is speaking with to take them deeper into their dark nasty place. She says it really helps if they are open to the process and the journey. Not being afraid, maybe a little hesitant though, because it might not be something that occurred to them until their chat. Feedback is important. Communication is important for a great phone session, she said! Ms. Sirena is also working on new audios so keep a lookout! She has a great sultry voice.
Remember to download for all the fun and juicy details and interactions! We so value our loyal listeners. You all are great!
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