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The Weekly Hotspot Show 17 took place on 7-30-10! This week we were quite excited to have Ms. Laney here with us! This is the last
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week for the July Hot Spot contest with next week set to announce the winner. You all have been loving our trivia, so we will keep it up this week with another 5 question round of Sexy Trivia! With our trivia contest, you can win a free contest rule pass, more on rule passes later! Remember, this show’s blog will be ready to go up about 20 minutes after the show. Make sure to go comment there or on Talkshoe to qualify for the raffle! Part of being a great hot spot listener is remembering to shanghai our blog with comments and ideas because we love happy listener.
Our Trivia
Trivia1- Besides humans, which animal engages in prostitution?
(Penguins) …Where is evil penguin when we need him? Some female penguins have been seen exchanging sexual favors with strange males for the pebbles they need to build nests.
Trivia 2- This animal holds the record for the quickest mammal sexual intercourse session at an average of 3 seconds. (chimpanzee)
Trivia 3- An adult gorilla’s penis is only this long. (2 inches)
Trivia 4- The most successful X-rated movie of all time is this. (“Deep Throat.”) It cost approximately $25,000 to make (according to the FBI) and has earned more than $600 million dollars.
Trivia 5 – According to a poll taken by a popular women’s magazine, 70 percent of women would rather have this than sex. (chocolate)
The Dirty Jokes of the Week.
Mistress Holly’s Joke: Three men were waiting at Heaven’s Gate. St. Peter says, “OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe.”
So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.
So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, “How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?”
He nudges the babe and says, “Tell them.” She says to the first two guys, “I lied.”
Mistress Delia’s Joke: Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.
The Head Gangster says, “Okay, well, at least we can eat it.” So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second safety deposit box and there sits another pudding. They decide to devour it too.
Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened. They didn’t find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said, “Well, at least they left something for us to eat.”
The next day, while listening to the news they hear:”Yesterday by an unknown group of people the largest SPERM bank in the USA was robbed!”
Weekly Sex Toy Reviews
Holly’s worst toy is the Fukuoku Power Pack – vibrator meets Edward scissor hands. Weird, gross and come on… if you are already down there….
Holly’s Best is the adult toy box. Just to keep the nosy out. Don’t pay too much, the one on stockroom is like $50. Just remember something with pockets and a lock.
Delia’s Worst is the Blow Guard Vibrator. It is bulty, tastes bad, and makes your head buzz!
Delia’s Best is Head Candy This is worn pressed against the teeth, and provides a smooth, slippery sex-cushion between the teeth and the clit or penis It makes oral sex better than ever! They taste like cherry and helps prevent jaw fatigue.
New Info!! The Cock Market review:
***Bonus Games***
Oh, you can find all the info about The Cock Market at www.teasemania.com It is in the forum index. It is under the popular audios, and cock radio threads. Go find it!!
Weekly Health Tips:
Our weekly message is if you are fit & flexible you will have better sex in the bedroom or as Ms. Holly does bent over a table… Oh the visual!!
Holly’s Tip is to figure out your BMR. This is the calories you burn while resting. This is important because it lets you know from a dietary standpoint how much you should and can eat!
Delia’s Tip is to Lose the Beer Belly
Most men fasten their belts below their waists. It’s just another way of avoiding the truth about that gut. Grab a tape measure and put it around your body at the level of your belly button. That number should be less than half your height. So do the math. If avoiding heart attacks and diabetes isn’t enough motivation, consider this: For every point your body mass index is over 25, your testosterone drops 3 percent.
Our Special Guest, Ms. Laney!
Ms. Laney says: I have a new Cock Radio Show Saturday night at midnight (Sunday morning) called Laney’s Locked Cock Radio Hour. Every week I announce the time, date, and location of an invitation only Strokeathon. So you have to listen in to find out and be a part of it. I have also started “Toy Time Thursday” on my blog. Every Thurs, I review toys, lubes, videos, books, etc….. My radio show is kind of a tell all with a very popular (thus far) Q&A session where the chatters can ask me anything. I reserve the right to plead the 5th if I need to, but I don’t think I have yet. LOL! Oh..and next Thursday, August 5 is my 6 month anniversary with LDW. I have a special surprise planned for my radio show on the 7th
My blog address is http://www.kinkyphonefantasy.com I love to roleplay and set a scene. I enjoy cuckold calls, sissy calls, CBT, vanilla, and tease and denial the most.
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I really enjoyed the show. I lost my connection a few times and missed the last of the show but fortunately I subscribe to the podcast on iTunes so I’ll be able to download it as soon as it’s available. I’ve listened to many past episodes and this show is a LOT of fun! Keep up the good work.