The Weekly Hot Spot 16th Show

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Ms Holly Overheated Tonight, and it was Amazing!

Weekly Hotspot Show 16

 

The Weekly Hot Spot Show 16 took place on 7-23-10. This week we were so excited to have Ms. Isabel here with us! This is the fourth week for the July Hot Spot contest with next week as a bonus week so get posting on our blogs. With our new trivia contest, you can win a free contest rule pass, but we still love the blogs. More on rule passes later! You all have been loving our trivia, we will keep it up this week with another 5 question round of Sexy Trivia! Part of being a great hot spot listener is remembering to shanghai our blog with comments and ideas because we love happy listener.

 Trivia1: This ranks as the number one sexual act desired by heterosexual men. (Fellatio)

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The Dirty Jokes of the Week. We made these, so please send jokes!! We are Mistresses, not comics! *Cry for joke HELP!!*

 Do note, Ms. Holly went “freestyle” with a second joke. Comedic timing is not her strong suit, and her dirty mouth was out in full force. To hear the whole thing, kind of like a train wreck you can;t help but watch, do download our show!!

Mistress Holly’s Joke: Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband’s rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they don’t do something, it will look odd in the coffin at the funeral. 

The widow tells the guy to cut it off and stick it up her dear departed’s behind. The mortician can’t believe his ears but the widow is adamant, so he does it. During the funeral, friends and relatives of the dead man were concerned to see a tear in the corner of his eye, but the widow assured them that there was no cause to be alarmed.

Just before the casket is closed, the widow leans in and whispers in the dead man’s ear, “It HURTS, doesn’t it?”

Mistress Delia’s Joke: A man and a woman were married for 40 years. When they first got married the man said, “I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 40 years of marriage the woman never looked.

However on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer bottles and $1954.25 in small bills. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why.

 That evening they were out for a special dinner at their favorite restaurant. After dinner the woman could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, “I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked. However today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the bottles in the box?”

The man thought for a while and said, “I guess after all these wonderful years you deserve to know the truth: Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer bottle in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.” 

The woman was shocked, but said, “I am very disappointed and saddened, but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen. And I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the years.” They hugged and made their peace.

A little while later, the woman asked the man, “Why do you have all that money in the box?” To which the man answered, “Whenever the box filled with empties, I cashed them in.”

Trivia 2: ** For those of you with large penis envy, look out***  This is what a whale’s penis is called. The whales, as you might have the world’s largest penises. The blue whale is the champ, due to his size, with a ten foot long member that is one foot in diameter. (A “Dork”)

Weekly Sex Toy Reviews:

Sometimes Holly & Delia agree, but this week they certainly did not. To hear the banter, do download the show.

Holly:

Holly’s worst toy is the the tenga soft tube cup – it’s like the cheapo version of the pocket pussy with easier clean up

Holly’s Best is the Sqweel which Ms. Holly calls the “compact to heaven” as it provides a pocketful of oral sex.  

Delia:

Delia’s Worst is the Sqweel because it looks like a bug spray clip on & is more scary than sexual.

Delia’s Best is the The Sportsheets Pleasure Pillow Case which fits easily around most pillows. Just fold, bend and twist your pillow into the perfectly shaped cushion to provide extra support during sex. You can lock your pillow into any position you want, and you’ll be ready to experiment with new sex positions that were just “too hard” to try before!

And for extra fun you can use the Bondage Bed Sheet set to hold the pillow in place so you don’t have to worry about it slipping or sliding out of place no matter how passionate you and your lover get!

The pillow case is soft and smooth to the touch, feeling much like velvet. It’s completely machine washable for easy clean-up. The pillow case fits up to king sized pillows.

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Trivia 3: According to a survey of sex shop owners, this is the most popular flavor of edible underwear.  (Cherry!)

Sexy Texting Info

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Trivia 4- The first of these in the US were made from vulcanized rubber in the 1870s. They were expensive and annoyingly thick and meant to be reused. (Condoms)

The July Hot Spot Contest: Every week, we keep a running list of who is in Talkshoe chat! This is our running raffle list. We want to give away a sexy 2 mistress call!! Do you want to win? Well,  we also have rules, so listen up J

Rules:

1. Hot spot Chat – be in every week to be eligible for the raffle.
2. Stay for 20 mins of the show
3. Add a comment to TWHS blog or Enchantrixempire.com group, or Talkshoe Hot Spot Page!!
4. Winner to be announced 8-6-10
 You could be next, so get posting!! 

Trivia 5 – Wyoming’s Grand Tetons mountain range literally means this. (“Big Tits”)

 Weekly Health Tips: Our weekly message is if you are fit & flexible you will have better sex in the bedroom or as Ms. Holly does bent over a table… Oh the visual!!

Holly’s Tip is you can do more than you think. If you can walk around the block you can do a 5k. If you can do a 5k you can do a 10k – get out there and do something!   

Delia’s Tip is to Add Avocados to your diet!

A study has found that a diet including avocados can help get cholesterol levels into the healthy range. Want to hear more health info? Download the show .

Our Special Guest Ms. Isabel

Ms. Isabel says: Since I love writing, I am starting to post regular “Minirotica” stories on my blog with accompanying audio. So far I have 3 or 4, and will be posting one today. Planning to make it 2 per week.

I haven’t really started promoting it but custom audios are something I really enjoy creating, whether I write them myself, or if they are pre-written.

I am a jack of all trades in a way. Just my sex life, a core need I have to stay happy on the phones is variety. Having said that, the calls I enjoy a lot off the top of my head: cuckolding & small penis humiliation, sissification, strap-on play, CBT either guided or fantasy, I can be extremely sadistic, and training nasty cock-sucking sluts.

I enjoy it here so much at Enchantrix, and I am not quite done evolving yet.

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